Huh?
C-Could this be...
Could this be that ancient legend?!
A love letter...
Episode 3: My First Spray-On Gal
I'll be waiting behind the school.
Why do you get all the good things...?
Someone put a letter in your locker asking you to meet them somewhere...
And who would do such a thing?!
Ridiculous and lewd!
I must give this individual a piece of my mind!
Now give me that letter.
But there's no name on this...
It could be a prank.
Idiot!
They're too embarrassed to write their name!
You'll have to go there to find out!
That's what that means!
I hope a grade-school girl gives me a letter...
B-But I can't go meet another girl without telling Yame-san.
What are you saying?!
On the contrary, she'd think you were terrible if you ignored a love letter!
You got a love letter, and you just ignored it? You're terrible.
Why don't you go die in a fire?
That would be bad!
I can't ignore a love letter!
That's right, Junichi.
A cute girl is waiting for you.
You're cheering him on a bit too hard.
You were super jealous a second ago.
Think about this.
If Junichi ends up getting that popular gal, that serious girl,
and that little girl with the big boobs...
Then we might have a chance, too, as his friends!
Ass!
Maybe I should send a love letter instead.
Yeah!
Tits!
Yeah!
All over!
Yeah, man!
My chance!
Hashiba, you can do it!
You guys are way too loud when you're trying to keep a secret.
Anyway, I'd feel bad if I ignored this girl, so I'll talk to you later.
Why a spray-on gal?!
I never expected this.
I thought it'd be a serious girl with a cute letter like that!
I'm a serious slut.
You're a virgin, am I right?
Wh—
Sh-She's getting way too close.
Isn't your heart beating way too loud right now?
Well, uh...
You're getting so excited over a girl other than your girlfriend.
Naughty boy.
Aren't you?
Wanna do it here?
Quickies are my thing.
No, I'm not really—
What's up with this girl?
Let's play.
No way...
This can't be happening.
I'm not going to lose my virginity here, am I?!
Junichi, where are you?
This is going to turn into a mess!
You're a fucking virgin, and you're trying to cheat on me?
Th-This isn't what it looks like, Yame-san...
It's not?
You looked like you were having a lot of fun.
Hey. Stop.
I said stop.
Fun, right?
Stop it.
You two have fun. I'm out.
No, I said stop—
This is bad...
That's what's going to happen now...
Come on... What are you doing to my boyfriend?
Sorry!
Huh?
And how long are you going to ride him?
Don't get so mad.
Junichi, this is Honjou Ranko.
She's a year older than us.
Ranko here.
Yukana's got bigger boobs than me.
Hey— You didn't need to say that.
N-Nice to meet you, Honjou-san.
Just call me Ranko.
So she was just Yame-san's friend, then?
You should've told me you wanted to meet Junichi.
You surprised me.
Well, that's what I wanted to do.
You should've seen the surprise on your face when you ran into us!
What about my surprise getting mounted by a spray-on tan?!
Ranko's been my friend since elementary school.
Her boobs have been pretty big ever since she was little.
Hey, don't just—
S-Stop it.
Stop... Hey...
Why are these things always this soft?
Shut up.
I mean, just wow.
Wh-What's going on...?
Should I even be allowed to see this?
They've gotten bigger, haven't they?
How's that feel?
I mean...
Yame-san's always a cool customer, but she's being completely overwhelmed.
How far have you gone with Mr. Virgin over there?
Huh?!
Knock it off already.
Hey...
I'm going home with Junichi today.
What?
See you later.
See you.
Ranko's, um, a bit dangerous.
Dangerous?
I'm gonna destroy them.
Yame-san
Next time we get a chance, let's go somewhere, the two of us and Ranko.
What?!
You like cherries way too much, Yukana.
What's wrong with that?
Onii-chan?
I'm more into bananas.
He's got more girlfriends now?!
I...
Bananas are way better!
Dummy head!
Ranko, this'd look good on you.
You think so?
In that case...
This might work with it.
Showing off a lot of skin, as usual.
I wonder what'd be good...
Junichi.
Hm?
Junichi, which of these do you like?
I, uh...
Are you sure?!
Junichi.
Huh?
Let's feel good together.
Hashiba, launching!
I... like this one better.
So you like this one, huh?
Um, uh...
No way! This one would totally look better on you.
You gotta flaunt those arms.
Maybe so.
This store is even harder for me to wait in than the last one.
I didn't think this was Yame-san's style, but...
She'd wear something like that?
Hi there.
What do you think?
I chose something that I thought would kill any virgin around here.
So this is what you're into...
I, uh...
You don't have anything to say?
No, that looks way too good on you, Yame-san.
You've killed me a hundred times over already!
I'm going bankrupt from funerals!
And these look bigger than usual...
All you look at are my boobs!
No, I, um...
I'm not only looking at them...
Um...
I was looking at all of you!
What do you mean, "all of me"?!
I, uh...
You didn't need to buy anything?
There were clothes you liked, right?
There'll always be a next time.
Hey there.
We're looking for the station. Do you think you could help us?
From here... You go past that light—
Can you take us there?
We'll buy you something to eat.
Huh?
Trying to pick her up?
Pretty funny.
That's right.
Pickup. Let's have some fun.
H-Hey, I don't think she likes this.
Could you please stop?
What's the problem?
She's cute.
Maybe you can join us.
No, I can't...
I need to protect Yame-san.
Th-Th-This is my girlfriend, so I'd appreciate it if you could—
What?
Stop trying to act cool.
Junichi!
Give up on that weakling,
and have a little fun with us.
Down, boys.
I'll take you both up on that, so settle down.
Thanks for saving us the trouble.
Let's go somewhere with less people.
Ow...
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
But what about Ranko-san?
I finished up already.
Ranko-san!
Ranko.
Are you okay?
Yeah, they were okay after we had a little chat.
I was pathetic.
I couldn't do anything.
I need to be strong enough to at least protect Yame-san.
Welcome home, Mr. Virgin.
Huh? Ranko-san?
Why are you here?
Mr. Virgin was pretty cool when he tried to protect us from those man-sluts.
I think I might like you, Mr. Virgin.
Let's talk inside.
Inside?!
H-Hold on!
Come on! Come right inside!
Hashiba
This is my house!
I-It's my—
Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Why is Ranko-san in my house right now?
I mean, my parents aren't home right now, but...
Huh?
H-Hold on...
I'm happy...
The fact that you let me in your house means...
You want to fuck me, right?
...it's her we're talking about!
W-We can't do this, Ranko-san.
You're a virgin. Why are you trying to act cool by refusing?
I can tell when I'm hugging you right now.
She can tell...
Your body doesn't want to hold back anymore.
I mean...
This is your fault, too.
You let yourself be in a room alone with a girl.
It's my fault?
And she makes it hard, doesn't she?
Kind of annoying, right?
How about you decide?
You want to keep being put off by Yukana?
Or do you want to lose your virginity right here, right now?
Well? You pick.
Will it feel good if I just go with it?
Oh yeah, so you're not going to be a virgin anymore.
What should I call you instead?
I guess Junichi, huh?
Junichi?
I've been getting that a lot lately.
Hashiba.
Junichi-kun.
Junichi.
Junichi!
Junichi.
That was fun, Junichi.
Hurry up and decide already.
Just like that. Just be honest with yourself, and I'll make you feel good.
I...
It's not like...
It's not like I'll sleep with just anyone!
I'm not that much of a loser.
I want to do this with the person I like!
I...
I want to lose my virginity with Yame-san!
That...
That just can't happen! You failure!
Ow...
Stop pretending to be cool, you damn loser!
You keep that dirty thing away from Yukana!
Who cares about your virginity?!
Ranko-san's mad?!
Why did she pick you?
Yukana and I...
I won't...
I won't give my Yukana to someone like you!
Could Ranko-san like Yame-san...?
I'm going to fuck you.
So hard that you won't want to get with another girl ever again.
So fucking hard!
Stop it!
I thought you were being weird, so I followed you...
And then I heard you screaming...
Just so you know, I rang the doorbell, okay?
No way...
Did she hear me just now?
This is bad... This is bad...
When I said "my Yukana," it was just a figure of speech...
Y-Yame-san, it's not that I want to get straight to this sort of thing...
You...
Y-You cheated!
Y-You were going to do something weird, right?!
I-I haven't been invited over yet...
Thank God! She didn't hear what we were saying...
I'm safe.
Not like Mr. Virgin would have the balls to do that.
Ranko-san?
I was just testing him.
Huh? What?
I wanted to see if he'd go to another girl.
She sure changed her tune real fast once she realized
Yame-san didn't hear what she was saying.
Really?
Nothing happened?
I mean, I'll believe you, but...
Your test went way too far!
Yukana?
I mean you sure went about it in bad way, but...
That means you care about us staying together in your own way, right?
So... thank you.
Ranko, I love you.
Ranko?
I'm sorry... Yukana...
I... I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
What's wrong?
There you go.
That was pretty scary just now, but...
I guess it's okay.
Good morning.
Yesterday sure was rough.
Well, I'm sure Ranko-san won't do anything crazy anymore—
I won't what?
It's not like I'm okay with you. Understand?
And...
Don't tell Yukana how I really feel, okay?
She was cute just now.
Why are you smiling?
I'm going to kill you!
Why are you all violent now?!
No, not a joint lock!
A man shouldn't scream over a little pain!
Ow, ow! Human joints aren't supposed to bend in that direction!
You'll be fine!
The last time I did this to someone, it only took them two months to heal!
I can't believe he'd like someone other than me.
That's not fine! That's a major injury!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Illustration: Kodama Yuuki
Hey there. Ayumi here.
Kokoro here.
We have a guest today.
It's me, Ranko.
You got tons of lines this time. Why do you need to talk?
Can I go home? I get the same amount of money whether I do the preview or not.
It must be nice to be part of the main cast!
We want to talk more!
Maybe you can if you ask Director Furukawa, or the lead screenwriter, Momose?
Next Time: My First Serious Gal
Furukawa! Momose! Give us more lines!